I mentioned in yesterday’s post that my new watch is Swiss Army. I’ve also had one of their cool little knives that used to be on my keychain until I forgot to take it off when I had to fly somewhere and the the airport security people had to take it from me. Those damn terrorists have to ruin everything!
Anyway, so I’m pondering my new watch and my old knife and it got me to wondering…
Does the Swiss Army do any “army stuff” or do they just sit around making watches and knives and other crap?
I noticed they also make perfume, backpacks, and luggage. Who was the marketing genius that decided selling perfume that’s supposed to smell like ARMY MEN was a good idea? How could this stuff not stink?
And, by the way, who in the world would need all this CRAP????
These are the weird and random thoughts that flit through my brain on a daily basis. You should really feel sorry for me.