My assistant, Tim, is the funniest person on the planet. Really and truly. This was an exchange that transpired between him and my daughter today:
B “Tim, what’s wrong with your toenail?”
Tim “What do you mean?”
B “Why is it yellow”
Tim “Oh, it’s probably a fungus”
B “You know, you can go to my nail place and get a pedicure for $20”
Tim (without even a second’s hesitation) “Or, I could not give a shit for free”
He helps make my day go by.