I really, REALLY can’t stand people who lick their fingers. I mean both while eating and when shuffling through papers.
I was at a store today and purchased some frames (anyone near a Hobby Lobby they’re 50% off right now). The girl was wrapping them up for me in paper and felt it necessary to lick her fingers as she shifted through every freakin’ paper. Then, in order to open each of the bags, she felt she needed to lick her fingers again. It was all I could do to take the bag from her when she was done. People, PLEASE don’t do this, I beg of all our readers. I especially hate it when someone licks their fingers to find a piece of paper and then hands me the paper. I feel it’s pretty much the equivalent of spitting on the paper and then giving it to me. ICK!
My little sister feels the need to lick her fingers when she’s eating After she’s finished dishing her plate for example. I know she’s not the only person who does this but I’m around her a lot and she knows how badly it annoys me so I think she does it on purpose. Then she giggles like it’s totally funny to piss me off while I’m trying to eat. See, I have this thing about not wanting to listen to people eat. Don’t chew with your mouth open and please Lord don’t talk with a giant bite of food in your mouth so we can all share it with you. Now, people who know me really well will point out that one of my favorite things to do is to open my mouth and show people my food half chewed up (charming, I know), but this is WAY different. This is hilarious (to me at least) and I’m doing it intentionally. It’s totally not the same as making the entire rest of the table listen to you begin digestion. That is disgusting.