I go to a retreat with friends a couple times a year to scrapbook. I know that people who don’t scrapbook don’t understand this ritual but, we do it. The last couple times we’ve gone on a retreat, we started writing down various quotes people say. Here are some from the Knoxville retreat July 23, 2010:
* “It burns my cracks.”
“A tape measure and a measuring tape are not the same thing!”
“I really like your rack.”
“I got a greasy stick!”
“I have a beaver… and a raccoon!”
“It’s very sexy. That’s the name. I’m not complimenting you.”
Don’t these quotes make you want to go on a retreat with us?